(Source: collegeproblems, via d3vo)

We all know there is a first time for everything..today was my first time whitewater rafting..and I’m almost sure it did NOT go the way it was supposed too..I’m in the Pocono Mountains with the family, ya’ll know #theresa & @callme_RICFLAIR…my brother for the weekend..first off I want to say this wasn’t any my idea at all..but we just not gonna go there right now. anyway..white water rafting was my brothers idea..so we went spent $140 dollars for a 10 mile trip down the Delaware River..which usually takes about 4 hours in a raft. mind you i’m scared as SHIT..bc I can’t swim..and life jackets aint shit, but back to the story..they drive us up river to the starting point..and we kick off..things were a little rocky, but we got the hang of it..but this HUGE HUGE rock appeared to moving at us, I instantly started crying bc I thought it was a Rhino..don’t ask i just did..and my brother yelled at me and I stopped crying. we continued up the river, than we hit some rapids.. LAWD..well of course we hit a big one it knocked us HELLA back on the river causing us to get stuck on a rock..but we didnt know until like 30 minutes later when we realized we were just going in circles..at this point I just knew it was the end..i begin saying my goodbyes to all my friends..i was withholding so many tears. smh. sooo we sat..and we sat..and we sat some more..then i said in my Kevin Hart voice “hey wait, we have a cell phone lets call for help.” so i get my moms 4G EVO..and proceed to call..and what the fuck do you know. “NO SERVICE” soo i wait a bit..nothing then I said fuck it..im calling 911..and wait it gets better WE COULDNT EVEN CALL 911..at this point i was for CERTAIN it was over..but my mother god bless her soul never stopped paddling..and we actually got off the rock..so we paddled..and got the fuck up outta there on the side of the river and called for help lmao…dry land never felt so good on my feet..but this made our family stronger..bc we learned that we aren’t the white water rafting family..hell it aint called “Black Water Rafting” for a reason..anywhoo it’s my bedtime…I’ll post the pics laterrr.

he makes me happy, I make him happy..that’s pretty it.

“TYLER YOU PACKED YET?” no. “GET YO ASS UP” why you gotta cuss..birds ain’t even up ma. close my dooor. (seeee I should of packed lastnight) smh.